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God to Retire to Florida

World tries to figure out the washing machine

Was surprised today to realize this piece was never republished, so here is another long-ago remnant of my 2009 days writing for Intrepid Media.

The world was stunned yesterday, when Yahweh announced plans to retire to Palm Beach. In an exclusive interview, Yahweh (who also goes under the names God, The Father, Holy…